You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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