THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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