is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
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