Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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