So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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