Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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