She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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