he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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