I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
So apparently I’m into choking now
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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