i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
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