Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
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