My Higher Power is John Stamos
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
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