can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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