Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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