38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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