im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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