he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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