She is in my trunk
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize
