Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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