My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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