how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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