i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
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