Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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