He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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