bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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