rhymes with "ouble enetration"
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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