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you win
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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