ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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