I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
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