Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
Randomize
