Whoa Z and x make the same sound
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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