we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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