Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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