It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
and you fell through a lawn chair
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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