Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Randomize