Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
you never un-have a 4some
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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