its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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