I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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