8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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