this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
she told me i tasted like america
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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