i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I miss vodka workout Fridays
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I need to sanitize my soul.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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