You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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