Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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