All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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