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say what?
wanna hang out?
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
My vagina just clenched in fear
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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