I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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