Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
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