They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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