and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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