But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
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