after a month anything with tits is on the radar
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
I think i got beer on your cat.
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