farters have to be the big spoon...
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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