i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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