Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
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