Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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