So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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